Friday, January 06, 2006

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, One-Man-in-a-Tub.

While I'm here at home I really don't do much now that my friends have mostly gone back to school. I have a few friends around town that don't go back until I do, but we don't really see each other unless it's late at night (can't explain that one).

So my daily routine is this:

1) I wake up around whenever, and spend a reasonable amount of time trying to figure out if I want to go back to sleep, or if I need to go back to sleep.
2) After an inestimable amount of time passes and I realize how much of my day I've wasted, I usually disembark from my slumberous thoughts, and on to sanitize myself of whatever infectious bacteria I’ve scampered into during my siesta.

3) After an awakening blast of intensely hot water hits each hair on my head and moves on down to the hair of my feet and toes and then slips onto the fiberglass floor where it dances on into the silver opening that awaits to carry it back into the piping that sits beneath, I’m finally ready to begin a full day of absolutely nothing.
4) After freshening up for, well myself, I can sit around my room, playing Mario Tennis, or I can watch reruns of The Dukes of Hazard, or if I'm in a really adventurous mood, I will sometimes walk through the kitchen five or six times before I realize there isn't anything to eat.

5) This is where I may see some change in my day. Now that Rina is back from the Keys, chances are I'm going to be with her, whereas before I would have been with Alex. Not that he's always a second choice, I just haven't seen her in a while. So my day is waiting around for her to come over, then we'll get into a movie or something. After she gets here, it's always an adventure, such as the giant beast, or the attack on UK.

I'm always fond of the appearance of her though. I'll go through however many reruns of Uncle Jesse, Bo and Luke and the rest of the crew, however many laps around the kitchen it takes, and however many matches against King Bowser I have to play to entertain myself, just so long as I can see her at the end of one of those game, set and matches.