Turkey Buzzard vs. 9mm

Well, this is a funny tale. I'm kind of glad I wasn't home for this. My dad's car... was attacked, and this time, it wasn't that big ugly bird I talked about the other day...you remember right? The ugly red one.

No, this time it was what most people know as a "turkey buzzard", (yeah i actually did a link for the buzzard) or a vulture if you're not from the south.

My dad sent me an email, and after reading it, I thought it was one of his joke emails he sends me all the time. It read as follows:

"My Trailblazer was attacked by a young Turkey buzzard while I was home at lunch today. Thought you might find these pictures interesting. My contractor just happened to be there and he shot it with a 9mm (it took 4 shots to kill it). "

Then I scroll down, to find dad's car, mangled with bird crap and scratch marks.

So this is our contractor, Jerry, who killed the beast. I find this hilarious. I thought surely someone else would as well.

Way to go Jerry.

So what causes something to freak out like that? Haha. It's own image? Did the bird find itself to be a threat. I don't know. I hope a scientist reads my blog one day to give me some answers here. If not, I'll just keep going with what the Doctor thinks is right.